“Ashuns” Everywhere

It seems that my friend Shadow is putting up a brand new random yet really stupid story called The Story of Ashun Swagg. He also included a new advertisement promoting this content. It would be really nice for you guys to read it. I promise it will be interesting. Here are some of the ads that my cousin put up. He gave me credit for helping him, so that’s something to be happy about.

While the top ad seems to be the first, no it’s not. It’s the second. That’s something to notice for those who are in fact too dumb to notice. Now remember this. Together and for like the tenth time in the site we gave you a short plot of the story. Here it is:

Ashun Swagg is one of those typical Asian people with superior intelligence and high expectations. In this story Ashun travels to the USA to teach an unruly child harsh lessons including beatings and extreme discipline.

From the people who worked too hard to make this site, we present you a random story that we believe will get you to start a rally only because it’s racist. This story was inspired by many Chinese memes.

The final thing that I would like to say before I leave is that I hope nobody, and not even Chinese or Asians or Filipino or whatever or whoever, take offense. I am an Asian myself and I really don’t care. Seriously, I’m not one of those people that will flip off everytime I get made fun of. Like CopperCab (damn I can’t stand that guy). But hey, if you are offended, then f*ck off and don’t do anything else.

So as you can see, we did this because, well, it’s the best we could do. See ya later.