KKPM Surveys 2015: “Nothing Really”

All of the KKPM instrumentalists were required to take a short survey during the period that we practiced for the Christmas mass in 2014. Now that I have once again some free time to discuss the next step of band leadership, I have below the eight surveys that were sent to me. For each survey, I will give a personal response on what I think. I will not provide the names.


How do you feel about current leadership?
Okay – Sometimes I believe that they are doing a fantastic job, but sometimes I just want to smash my head into a brick wall when they frustrate me.

What are the cons of current leadership?
Nothing really.


What are the pros of current leadership?
We have fun, and there’s free food.

If you have “nothing really” bad about us but claim that we have fun and free food, wouldn’t we be considered “good” or “great.” Okay sounds like nothing has improved significantly… I don’t know what you really get with “okay” man.

What improvements can be made?
It’s pretty good.

Sir or mam, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.